What Your Favorite Christmas Cookie
Says About Your Sex Life
Sugar and Spice and Everything... naughty.
We’ve all heard the saying “you are what you eat.” We’d argue that your preferences in one area might have something to say about your preferences in another area of your life. We’ve analyzed some classic Christmas cookies and here’s what we think your holiday favorite says about your sex life.
Gingerbread Person
If spicy little edible men or women are your favorite cookies, you’re probably a little spicy yourself. Vanilla is part of your flavor palette, but it’s certainly not your dominant flavor. You’ve certainly got a feral side you like to let loose every now and again.
Sugar Cookies
You know what you like. You’ve got a good understanding of your preferences, and are able to easily gauge what it is your partner enjoys as well. You’ve got an underlying sweetness, and we’re willing to bet that you prefer the classics in bed, too.
Chocolate Chip Cookies
You’re a reliable and considerate lover. While you’re in touch with your own sexuality, you’re easily able to intuit the needs of your partner. You’re here for a good time and a long time (with the right person).
Macarons
You put effort and precision into everything you do. You’re a planner, and you like to study the body and all of its glorious ticks. Delayed gratification is your main motivator. For you, it’s about the journey and not the destination. We respect your passion for the process.
Chocolate Crinkle Cookies
You’re a little bit of a show-off. You like to go all out in the kitchen and in the bedroom. You’re not afraid to treat yourself or your partner with expensive toys, and you’re willing to try almost anything. You’ve got a kink or two (or several), and are always open to acquiring more.
Thumbprint Cookies
You’re old-fashioned, but not afraid to mix things up and include an unexpected but welcome element to your activities. You know how to balance the conventional with the surprising, and how to keep things fresh and exciting.
Meringues
You’re wild. You’re not easily intimidated and willing to try anything once. You spend a lot of time adding unique, innovative, and underrated to your sexual repertoire. Between you and your partner(s), you’re typically the instigator and always have something you know you’d like to try with them.
