What Your Favorite Christmas Cookie

Says About Your Sex Life

Sugar and Spice and Everything... naughty.


We’ve all heard the saying “you are what you eat.” We’d argue that your preferences in one area might have something to say about your preferences in another area of your life. We’ve analyzed some classic Christmas cookies and here’s what we think your holiday favorite says about your sex life.


Gingerbread Person

If spicy little edible men or women are your favorite cookies, you’re probably a little spicy yourself. Vanilla is part of your flavor palette, but it’s certainly not your dominant flavor. You’ve certainly got a feral side you like to let loose every now and again. 


gingerbread trees, shapes, and people decorated cookies laid in a pile. The gingerbread person has a surprised look on it's face.

 

Sugar Cookies

You know what you like. You’ve got a good understanding of your preferences, and are able to easily gauge what it is your partner enjoys as well. You’ve got an underlying sweetness, and we’re willing to bet that you prefer the classics in bed, too. 


four .sugar cookies stacked with one leaning against the stack in the front, one laying behind the stack to the left, and a glass of milk in background


Chocolate Chip Cookies

You’re a reliable and considerate lover. While you’re in touch with your own sexuality, you’re easily able to intuit the needs of your partner. You’re here for a good time and a long time (with the right person). 


six stacked chocolate chip cookies with one leaning on the right side of the stack.


Macarons

You put effort and precision into everything you do. You’re a planner, and you like to study the body and all of its glorious ticks. Delayed gratification is your main motivator. For you, it’s about the journey and not the destination. We respect your passion for the process. 


5 colorful macaroons arranged arranged together. They are blue, brown, beige, pink, and green.


Chocolate Crinkle Cookies

You’re a little bit of a show-off. You like to go all out in the kitchen and in the bedroom. You’re not afraid to treat yourself or your partner with expensive toys, and you’re willing to try almost anything. You’ve got a kink or two (or several), and are always open to acquiring more. 


A tray of chocolate crinkle cookies arranged on a red holiday plate with a napkin under the plate on a marble countertap.


Thumbprint Cookies

You’re old-fashioned, but not afraid to mix things up and include an unexpected but welcome element to your activities. You know how to balance the conventional with the surprising, and how to keep things fresh and exciting. 


a tray of fruit-filled thumbprint cookies arranged on a cooling rack with a drizzle of white icing on top.


Meringues

You’re wild. You’re not easily intimidated and willing to try anything once. You spend a lot of time adding unique, innovative, and underrated to your sexual repertoire. Between you and your partner(s), you’re typically the instigator and always have something you know you’d like to try with them.


An aqua bowl filled with white meringues. The bowl sits on a lace napkin and a three white meringues are scattered around the bowl.