23 Dec

What Your Favorite Christmas Cookie

Says About Your Sex Life

Sugar and Spice and Everything... naughty.

We’ve all heard the saying “you are what you eat.” We’d argue that your preferences in one area might have something to say about your preferences in another area of your life. We’ve analyzed some classic Christmas cookies and here’s what we think your holiday favorite says about your sex life.

Gingerbread Person

If spicy little edible men or women are your favorite cookies, you’re probably a little spicy yourself. Vanilla is part of your flavor palette, but it’s certainly not your dominant flavor. You’ve certainly got a feral side you like to let loose every now and again. 

gingerbread trees, shapes, and people decorated cookies laid in a pile. The gingerbread person has a surprised look on it's face.


Sugar Cookies

You know what you like. You’ve got a good understanding of your preferences, and are able to easily gauge what it is your partner enjoys as well. You’ve got an underlying sweetness, and we’re willing to bet that you prefer the classics in bed, too. 

four .sugar cookies stacked with one leaning against the stack in the front, one laying behind the stack to the left, and a glass of milk in background

Chocolate Chip Cookies

You’re a reliable and considerate lover. While you’re in touch with your own sexuality, you’re easily able to intuit the needs of your partner. You’re here for a good time and a long time (with the right person). 

six stacked chocolate chip cookies with one leaning on the right side of the stack.


You put effort and precision into everything you do. You’re a planner, and you like to study the body and all of its glorious ticks. Delayed gratification is your main motivator. For you, it’s about the journey and not the destination. We respect your passion for the process. 

5 colorful macaroons arranged arranged together. They are blue, brown, beige, pink, and green.

Chocolate Crinkle Cookies

You’re a little bit of a show-off. You like to go all out in the kitchen and in the bedroom. You’re not afraid to treat yourself or your partner with expensive toys, and you’re willing to try almost anything. You’ve got a kink or two (or several), and are always open to acquiring more. 

A tray of chocolate crinkle cookies arranged on a red holiday plate with a napkin under the plate on a marble countertap.

Thumbprint Cookies

You’re old-fashioned, but not afraid to mix things up and include an unexpected but welcome element to your activities. You know how to balance the conventional with the surprising, and how to keep things fresh and exciting. 

a tray of fruit-filled thumbprint cookies arranged on a cooling rack with a drizzle of white icing on top.


You’re wild. You’re not easily intimidated and willing to try anything once. You spend a lot of time adding unique, innovative, and underrated to your sexual repertoire. Between you and your partner(s), you’re typically the instigator and always have something you know you’d like to try with them.

An aqua bowl filled with white meringues. The bowl sits on a lace napkin and a three white meringues are scattered around the bowl.

20 Dec

Sexy Christmas Songs

To help you jingle all the way through the holidays.

Whether you’re hosting a party or you just want something to put on for a cold winter’s night in with your partner, we’ve got some music recommendations. A good mix of contemporary hits and classics of some sexy Christmas music is sure to be a welcome addition to your holiday season. We’ve put together some suggestions to spread holiday cheer as loudly as quietly for all to hear as you prefer. 

“All I Want for Christmas is You” by Mariah Carey

It’s a classic for a reason. “All I Want for Christmas” combines holiday cheer and longing into a genuinely fun, up-tempo bop. Sexy doesn’t always have to mean slow. It’s the rare high energy number, so if you want to inject a little liveliness into the evening it deserves a spot on your playlist.  

“Santa Baby” by Eartha Kitt

It’s had several covers at this point, but Eartha Kitt’s original still reigns supreme. Kitt’s iconic purr elevates “Santa baby” from a novelty Christmas song to a sensual, seasonal serenade. It’s a perfect addition to any playlist, be it for a grown-up party or a family get-together. It’s also a great choice for Christmas karaoke if you want to impress your guests/friends/inlaws without getting too out there. 

“I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” performed by Dolly Parton

There’s an odd number of Christmas songs about seducing Santa Claus, but this is the only one where the seduction appears to have worked. And we can see why! While this song is always a bit tongue-in-cheek song, the sensuality fluctuates depending on the artist. If you’re looking for a soundtrack for trying to lure that special someone under the mistletoe, we recommend Dolly Parton’s iconic version. 

“Last Christmas” by Wham! Ft. George Michael

This year, we’d like to encourage you to lose Whammageddon. The song might be about a breakup, but we can all agree that it has the perfect makeup—or things are going well—vibes. It’s got a great beat if you want to dance. . . or do something else. 

“Something About December” by Christina Perri

A total underrated gem, “Something About December” could easily become you and your partner’s new fireside favorite. The sultry song is a relaxed departure from a lot of other holiday hits, focusing mostly on the warm glow of the season, the pleasure of spending time with the ones you love, and enjoying this magical time of year. 

“I’ve Got My Love to Keep Me Warm” by Frank Sinatra

Ol Blue Eyes’ enduring appeal is that he doesn’t just sound like he’s singing: he sounds like he’s singing to you. If you’re looking to create an intimate environment with a little holiday flare thrown in, “I’ve Got My Love to Keep Me Warm” deserves to be somewhere in the queue.  

“Let it Snow” Performed by Multiple Artists

There’s something so nice about the idea of being snowed in with a special someone. Even if you’re not getting a picturesque white Christmas this year, you can still recreate the feeling with your partner. “Let it Snow” is a popular holiday hit, so you’ve got plenty of versions to choose from. 

Editor's Choice: Boys II Men


Anything by Michael Bublé

Now if anything says “sexy” and “Christmas,” it’s Michael Bublé’s buttery voice. He’s become synonymous with Christmas music over the past decade (much like Nat King Cole or Dean Martin, who are also great choices across the board). If you need to pad the run-time of your Christmas playlist, just add his whole album and enjoy.

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